Work Abloutions

While having lunch and a bit of chat with fellow resources at work i mentioned that the toilets looked like they had been cleaned with Battery Acid. The copper pipe had suddenly become lighter and shiner and the tiles on the floor had lost their glaze... Matt commented that he never used the toilets at work unless it was a complete necessitity. He said that he had even considered a colostomy to avoid using them. Ryan suggest that if you went to the Doctor to request this his response might be to consider a different place of employment...